Pat Cable @pat@mutual.tls.zone

unrelated but also what if all ikeas were swedish embassies? like you could head over to the parts window and renew a passport

how much you wanna bet there’s some guy in the world that only pays for things using George H.W. Bush $1 Coins (ref https://catalog.usmint.gov/george-h-w-bush-presidential-1-coin-2020-rolls-bags-and-boxes-MASTER_BUSHRBB.html)

celebrating my cat on national dog day

some mornings abby will meow a lot at the door. sometimes i let her in (or she’ll push the door once it’s open a little bit) and she runs to the bed like she’s got something important to say, then sits down a purrs a lot.

never give up, after all it was the fifth mambo that was the most successful 🥲

here’s some primo abby content!

being intentional about what voices we highlighted was an by design and took the effort of many people - usenix, program committees, and chairs over the years.

it's something i think made the conference and field a slightly better place.

LISA was my first professional conference and community. im genuinely excited for the future; SREcon is a natural home for the content, because (imo, anyways) SRE is more than just error budgets and SLOs.

i was on my first LISA program committee in 2012. watching the conference evolve over the last 9? years is something i've been really proud to be a part of. indeed, the content changed over time. more importantly though: the people who presented changed.

https://s.usenix.org/acton/media/2452/lisa-community-announcement

ultimately it was a check to make sure rabies wasn’t a thing. cool! okay. makes sense, let’s do that. but without any context other than “can we facetime your cat to make sure she’s okay” i was pretty concerned about like: what could happen here? and why? no one told me what to expect!

apparently abby bit or scratched at the kitty ER on the 19th, which - she was in a terrible state so, not a surprise. had no idea this happened && got a call from my city’s animal control about it earlier today

i’d aggressively launch a legal fight over my cat if pressed to do so. that is what i learned today.

abby, my 14.5 year old calico pal, is staying overnight at the hospital tonight. grateful for finding out what’s up with her and being able to care for her but also its weird in the apartment

one of the perks of owning "big technology, llc" is that any time a news story about "big tech" comes up i get a lil chuckle out of it

maybe my new name for e*on mu*k

"wacky waving inflatable arm flailing man child" is this anything?

finding it hard to believe that nier replicant had 22474487139 builds

[img is a building with the name of the association on the front and the high school on the side]

i’m at the montessori high school. i’m at the burley tobacco growers cooperative organization. i’m at the combination montessori high school burley tobacco growers cooperative organization.

beep beep

haven’t flown since october 2019. but omw to the airport to pick this car up ✈️